I gotta tell you, Zee. I thought we'd come in here, do a little early celebration of my birthday 'cause I'm gonna be busy as fuck next month, we'd have a nice little talk where we figure out a plan for me to stab a big fuckin' eye, I get to say some badass shit and we fistbump at the end of it.

[she rolls her eye facetiously and slumps back in her chair, but she's practically grinning the whole time.]

Why are you always trying to kill my buzz.